Author Archive

Barnuts #51 – Bill’s got a turtle helmet

Friday, March 20th, 2009

Scott, Jason,Nobilis, Jason, Oliver and Liz all showed up for a snort at the bar.

Bill’s turtles, kids getting pregnant, good booze and 99 cent store condoms.  I’m pretty sure we talked about other things too, but the booze was flowing and the memories are fading.  Miss a week and you miss a lot.

Barnuts #50 – Who died

Friday, February 27th, 2009

We could’t decide whether to call this “Who died” or “The Fireman Episode” but I went with the former because I’m lazy.  We talked about facebook.  Someone said “excuse my beauty” and what’s up with Australian Parliment?  Have you heard about the dead skydiver or the dead guy in the cemetary?  Someone came up with the iShout and we even talked about the L.A. Riots.  Wow.  We were joined by Uber-barnut Brian Mundy of Dimacast.  Brian bought himself a significant portion of the bar with his generous donation of alcohol!  Thanks Brian.

Barnuts #49 – Mayem in it’s finest form

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Regulars Scott, Nobilis, Jason, Esperanza, Oliver, Kass and Bilba were joined by newcomers Sandy and Geof and Val.  Sandy brought the pain with stories of Scott in high school and Val brought the ass, daintily covered in her floral print undergarments.  It was wild, it was crazy and next week we’re charging tickets!  Ok, so maybe charging to get in this dump is a bit much, but we did have a blast right up until the moment someone puked.

Join us!

Barnuts #48 – So this couple walks into the bar

Friday, February 13th, 2009

Bad taste abounds when Scott tries to hook Oly up with a dying model.  And where’s Liz in all this?  Fighting?  Hmmm.  Let’s not forget Ice Whore, blond jokes, tittie bars and the fact that the Barnuts Bar is the best pickup joint in town.  As usual, it’s ugly as sin.  And a big round of applause for someone that is soon to be a regular…she just doesn’t know it yet.  Rosalei (go easy on her, she’s a virgin…barnut)

Barnuts #47-I’ve got a little torticullis

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Sex jokes, Russian hackers, Pussywhip patrol, torticullis and porn books.  Wait, there’s more.  BDSM and Esperanza and humor at our friends expense.  It’s another night at the bar!

The house drunks were Scott, Kass, Nobilis and Esperanza

Barnuts #46 – 2008, So long sucker!

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Happy New Year everyone!  What did you do?  Guess what we did?  Resolutions?  We got ‘em.  NYE party stories?  Yup.  The Esperanza update, an upcoming super-party and a big fat welcome to 2009.

Join Scott, Nobilis, Bilba, Jason, Kass, and Oliver as they recount the last year and stumble into the new one.

Reel Big Fish with Party Down takes us home!

Barnuts #45-The Christmas Special that aint so special

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

The Christmas Special!

Baby Tumors, ingrown ball hairs, spewing gay, 10 kids, Merkin and Red Sovine.  Updates from Esperanza and Oliver.  Nobilis retells the pet cemetary story and we put a webcam in the bar.

Barnuts #44 – Electric Barbarella

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Here in the bar you’ll find talk about a chained up couple, Liz not being able to screw, Esperanza’s boy toy and Bildo, yes Bildo.  There’s robot sex, Klaatu and Barbarella as well as Hot Apple Pie and Johnny’s favorite band, Electric Six.

Barnuts #43 – Bunny tails!

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Esperanza’s sis Doris is in the hospital for some internal exploding organs, so we toss some love her way.  A friend of ours tells us about bunny tails.  And guess what…Kass has one!  So now we have to deal with the horror of removal.  Anyone else want some?  Now’s the time.  Everyone comes prepared to tell their new Black President Jokes, but chickens out once they get into the bar.  Today’s beer on tap, Marin Brewing Company’s Triple Dipsee Belgian Style Ale….mmmm good.

Barnuts #42 – Oktoberfest recap

Friday, November 21st, 2008

Here’s a recording of the second half of a trip the Barnuts took to a friends Oktoberfest.  Yes, you heard me right, I said the second half.  I muffed the first half.  Yes, the first half was funnier.  Deal with it.  Enjoy.