BarNuts Podcast

Scott serves up drinks to Nobilis and Brian.  There was talk of merkin’s, the boob party that didn’t happen, and of course, Nobilis had to mention gay superhero erotica.  There was a serious discussion about inappropriate relations with your Therapist/Teacher/Doctor and how it can be so right and so wrong at the same time. Grandma’s vibrator and the landlords dildo horse worked there way into the conversation too.   Stripper poles were mentioned and someone named Fardukai.  And Tee Morris.  Always Tee Morris.  Crotch afro.  Now where’s that come from?

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Everyone was here.  We must have had a good time because I don’t remember a thing.  Brian is getting close to that fabled brass name tag on the bar stool though.  I think it was funny, but I’m not sure.

If only we were sponsored by a brewery!

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Scott turned 40, so besides tending bar and catering to the surliest patrons in town, he was roasted, ridiculed, lavished with gifts, girls and good times and everyone got to join in.

We talked about Scott’s large nuts, Cheerleaders in Playboy, Riding the Pink Flamingo and believe it or not, we worked the word Trebuchet into the conversation.

Thank you everyone!

Particularly, and in no particular order, Kass, Esperanza, Jennifer, Oliver, Liz, Rosalei Nobilis, Johnny (even tho you weren’t there, Geoff and Sandy…we know she was there in spirit).  I had fun and I can’t think of a bigger group of drunks to spend it with.  Jason, we missed ya brotha!

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Barnuts Nobilis, Esperanza, Scott and Long Lost Johnny were joined by the stranger, also known as Candice.  We discussed being a boobysexual, the wonder of bras, 1 legged gimp women, dog sperm and bar church.

Things are strange when you miss a week at the bar.

Intoxicated by Keith Varon ends the show.  Check it out at the Podsafe Music Network

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Light turn out at the bar tonight.  Where were you?  Apparently Scott, Nobilis, Oliver, Liz and Bilba had nothing better to do because they were there.

Served up fresh, Freezing worker, Smoking Smarties, 2nd Degree burns, Texas Cage fights, training bra’s, Chris’s tits, Vacant house sex, Bilba’s pooper and 80 Proof, the band, not the booze.

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Scott, Jason,Nobilis, Jason, Oliver and Liz all showed up for a snort at the bar.

Bill’s turtles, kids getting pregnant, good booze and 99 cent store condoms.  I’m pretty sure we talked about other things too, but the booze was flowing and the memories are fading.  Miss a week and you miss a lot.

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We could’t decide whether to call this “Who died” or “The Fireman Episode” but I went with the former because I’m lazy.  We talked about facebook.  Someone said “excuse my beauty” and what’s up with Australian Parliment?  Have you heard about the dead skydiver or the dead guy in the cemetary?  Someone came up with the iShout and we even talked about the L.A. Riots.  Wow.  We were joined by Uber-barnut Brian Mundy of Dimacast.  Brian bought himself a significant portion of the bar with his generous donation of alcohol!  Thanks Brian.

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Regulars Scott, Nobilis, Jason, Esperanza, Oliver, Kass and Bilba were joined by newcomers Sandy and Geof and Val.  Sandy brought the pain with stories of Scott in high school and Val brought the ass, daintily covered in her floral print undergarments.  It was wild, it was crazy and next week we’re charging tickets!  Ok, so maybe charging to get in this dump is a bit much, but we did have a blast right up until the moment someone puked.

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