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Barnuts #48 – So this couple walks into the bar

Scott — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:15:56 +0000

Bad taste abounds when Scott tries to hook Oly up with a dying model. And where’s Liz in all this? Fighting? Hmmm. Let’s not forget Ice Whore, blond jokes, tittie bars and the fact that the Barnuts Bar is the best pickup joint in town. As usual, it’s ugly as sin. And a big round of applause for someone that is soon to be a regular…she just doesn’t know it yet. Rosalei (go easy on her, she’s a virgin…barnut)

Barnuts #45-The Christmas Special that aint so special

Scott — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:32:21 +0000

The Christmas Special!

Baby Tumors, ingrown ball hairs, spewing gay, 10 kids, Merkin and Red Sovine. Updates from Esperanza and Oliver. Nobilis retells the pet cemetary story and we put a webcam in the bar.

Barnuts #44 – Electric Barbarella

Scott — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 01:02:38 +0000

Here in the bar you’ll find talk about a chained up couple, Liz not being able to screw, Esperanza’s boy toy and Bildo, yes Bildo. There’s robot sex, Klaatu and Barbarella as well as Hot Apple Pie and Johnny’s favorite band, Electric Six.

Barnuts #43 – Bunny tails!

Scott — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 19:45:27 +0000

Esperanza’s sis Doris is in the hospital for some internal exploding organs, so we toss some love her way. A friend of ours tells us about bunny tails. And guess what…Kass has one! So now we have to deal with the horror of removal. Anyone else want some? Now’s the time. Everyone comes prepared to tell their new Black President Jokes, but chickens out once they get into the bar. Today’s beer on tap, Marin Brewing Company’s Triple Dipsee Belgian Style Ale….mmmm good.

Barnuts #42 – Oktoberfest recap

Scott — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:59:21 +0000

Here’s a recording of the second half of a trip the Barnuts took to a friends Oktoberfest. Yes, you heard me right, I said the second half. I muffed the first half. Yes, the first half was funnier. Deal with it. Enjoy.

Barnuts #41 – Johnny’s out of Rehab

Scott — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:41:22 +0000

That’s right! Everyone’s favorite addict is back! We talk about the politics of CHANGE and the religion of “Booty-ism” too. Ever heard of Absinthe dick or Mount Baldy? Corn Stalking. What the hell is that? Nobilis has cool friends and we have crazy neighbor stories. Who’s Cubby anyways?

Miss a night at the bar and you’ve missed a lot.

Barnuts #40 – Malibu Rum

Scott — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:27:24 +0000

Malibu Rum is un-mixable. Bacon Vodka is nasty. Blue Curacao is just weird. The Oliver Update and Gaming 4 Life. We start the 100 push up challenge and someone said, “Vegas Baby!” See, you really do have to listen to the whole thing.

By the way, here at the bar, we support and endorse Drinks Mixer.
Join us at the bar everyone!

Barnuts #39 – Earthquake

Scott — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:41:16 +0000

Yes, we had a small earthquake here at the bar. We also talked about car bombs (the drink), Absinthe (the drink) and Comicon. Someone mentioned the podcast Migration and something about Entertainment costing $10 per hour. You’ll have to listen to find that reference. Camping sex and a Wet Keanu were discussed in detail. Decide for yourself if that’s helpful.

Barnuts #38 – Sobrietol

Scott — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:39:37 +0000

Tim’s back!Johnny’s back! Esperanza is still here.
It was ages ago, but this is what we talked about. sobrietol, Back from Iraq, D-Day, Chevy Chase (like the car), Indiana Jones, Lubing the O-ring, cubicle farms and clitoris.

Scotty J on ABC News

Jason — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:48:40 +0000

Watching ‘Star Trek’ and Looking for Love
Sweetongeeks.com calls itself a “dating site where gray matters.”